VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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