and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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