just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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