So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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