You don't have asthma, your pregnant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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