just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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