we have officially lost it.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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