so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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