I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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