You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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