Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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