I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
