someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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