i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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