you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
