All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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