dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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