Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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