; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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