im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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