ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
