I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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