Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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