I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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