My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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