Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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