Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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