yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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