WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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