i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
