We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I need a beard to bite.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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