She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need water and some morals
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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