I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just want nice things and good sex
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
