it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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