Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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