yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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