Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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