i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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