question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
