I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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