Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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