I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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