i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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