Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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