You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
