I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
