Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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