Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize
