Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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