So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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