it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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