I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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