Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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