I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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