Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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