Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We are two peas in an std pod
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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